Smart Corny Jokes

Smart Corny Jokes. Short jokes anyone can remember. This is what happens when thousands of people come together and share their funniest short jokes.

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The Waitress Replies, “I’m Sorry, Monsieur, But We’re Out Of Cream.

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“What Do You Call A Fish Wearing A Bowtie?” “Sofishticated.”.

A guy strikes up a conversation with a lumberjack that he meets in a bar. To whoever stole my copy of microsoft office, i will find you. If a pencil wrote its own autobiography, what would it say.

If You Receive A Picture Of Some Meat In A Tin From Me At Your Email Address.

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There’s Only One Thing I Want To Change About You, And That’s Your Last Name.

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Don’t Worry It’s Just Spam.

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