Smoking Toilet Joke. A drunk staggers into a confessional booth and sits down. The priest waits patiently for him to begin speaking, but the drunk stays silent.
I wish i could take credit for this hilarious idea, but i'm far from the first person to do it. I laughed, and replied no grandpa, but yours does, as i unplugged his life support. A drunk staggers into a confessional booth and sits down.
Some Guys Are Talking About Wether They Prefer To Use Urinals Or Toilets To Do Their Business, Then One Of The Friends Say I Sit Down When I Pee.
After a while the lizard starts feeling thirsty, so the monkey pointed him to the river. “i’ve come to visit you, and brought a cigarette for you!” “i also have your favorite brand of tobacco with me.”. Almost immediately after taking a hit the gecko started coughing like crazy.
I Found It Here And Tried To Flush It Down The Toilet, But Every Time I Flush The Drugs Down It Magically Reappears In My Hand! I Don't Believe You, Says The Cop.
One day, a woman is sitting on the toilet when she gets her butt stuck in the toilet seat. The monkey says he's smoking the \*\*best weed in the world\*\*. Note to self, never get the 1 ply toilet paper again.
The Husband Tries To Pull The Wife Out Of The Toilet, But She Still Won't Budge.
The best versions of the smoking toilet prank are on tiktok, which is the perfect format for showing off a joke that takes almost no time at all to pull off. The bartender says, “man, you look awful! Got my wife during coronavirus lockdown.
He Went To Check On Him And Overheard His Son Saying 2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4.
After a few moments, the priest coughs politely, but the drunk still says nothing. I'm doing you a favor as he tossed my phone into the toilet. Back that thing up for me.
Waiting For Me To Think I'd Arrived At The Punch Line.
Social media reveal an interesting trends. I wish i could take credit for this hilarious idea, but i'm far from the first person to do it. It’s titled “the fecal matter”!