So Old Jokes. Slim, i'm 83 years old now and i'm just full of aches and pains. You are so old that when you pass away, there will be a worldwide race between paleontologists to dig you up.
Prayer for good health for seniors: You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
9 Yo Mama So Old She Died 100 Years Ago.
I don't want to go. give me two reasons why you don't want to go. well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too! oh, that's no reason not to go to school. An older couple was sitting in the park. An old guy walks into….
I'm Almost 60 Years Old. The Bartender Apologized, But Said He Had To.
I decided to take an aerobics class. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. You've got to be kidding, he said.
So That He Could Blame The Dog Day In And Out For All His Gas Leaks.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. You know you are old when people tell you how good you look.
Two Old Aged Guys, One 70 And One 75, Were Sitting On A Park Bench One Morning.
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. You are so old that when you pass away, there will be a worldwide race between paleontologists to dig you up. 8 yo mama so old that she still thought white castle burgers still cost a dime.
Grandma Got Some Wheels For Her Rocking Chair.
You must have had an adventurous life!”. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends! God grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones i.