Spiritual Jokes One Liners

Spiritual Jokes One Liners. I know what most of you are thinking: God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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Saint peter to the 1st nun: Yes, but he prefers “fruits of the spirit” to “religious nuts!”. Don’t let your worries get the best of you;

When A Boat Came By, The Captain Yelled, “Do You Need Help, Sir?”.

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. A man comes by in a boat and says “get in, get in!”. Following is our collection of funny spirit jokes.

I’m As Bored As A Slut On Her Period.

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The Preacher Calmly Said “No, God Will Save Me.”.

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. * a lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.|. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

There Are Some Spirit Haloween Jokes No One Knows (To Tell Your Friends) And To Make You Laugh Out Loud.

(leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. Russian dolls are so full of themselves. Later the water is up to his waist and another.

There Was A Preacher Who Fell In The Ocean And He Couldn’t Swim.

Faith is the ability to not panic. If you prayed, don’t worry. The religious man replies, “no i have faith in god, he will grant me a miracle.”.