Step On A Duck Joke. After 10 minutes the second man stepped on a duck, again, instantly st. Peter greets them and takes them to god.
Saint peter shackles the man and the woman together and says, “for stepping on a duck, you have to spend eternity chained. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
He Couldn’t Tell Up From Down.
There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately. 2.) daffy didn’t mind that he lost the swimming match against bugs. Sadly, later in the day the farmer finds the cock lying on the ground half.
In A Matter Of Minutes, One Of The Woman Steps On A Duck.
Saint peter walks up to the woman with a hideously ugly man. 3.) did you ever hear about the duck that got his feathers knocked off? Three friends died and went to heaven.
If You Step On A Duck, You’ll Be Punished For All Eternity!”.
Saint peter walks up to that woman with a very ugly man. When they get there, st. Peter said okay everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck. the gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on tabletops, everywhere.
The First Son Sold A Duck At Market For $15.
Peter chains them together and says: Peter chains them together and says, “your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!” In a matter of minutes, one of the women steps on a duck.
It Is Almost Impossible Not To Step On A Duck, And Although They Try Their Best To.
Peter is assisting applicants to heaven three at a time. It was like water off a duck’s back. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, now you must stay.