Surgery Jokes One-Liners

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And When Hes Rushed To Hospital.

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He Said He Could Feel It In His Bones.

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As he lay on his side on the table, the doctor got ready to do the examination. A man loses his legs in a train accident. In the corner, there’s a stage being set up.

'Miss, I Believe You're In The Wrong Room'.

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