Texas Chili Cook Off Joke. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a. My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and i can no longer focus my eyes.
Judge # 1 — smoky, with a hint of pork. Chili # 3 fred’s famous burn down the barn chili. The experiences of an inexperienced texas chili cookoff judge!
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You could put a #)$^@#*&! The original person called in sick at the last moment and i happened to be standing there at the judge's. I should note that i am worried about judge # 3.
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named Frank, Who Was Visiting Texas From The East Coast:
And i happened to be standing there at the judges table asking. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named frank, who was. The original person called in sick at the last moment, and i happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when.
Every Time I Read It Online Somewhere, It Varies A Little, But The Main Concept Still Shines Through.
Contents 1 inexperienced chili* taster visits texas1.1 chili # 1 mike’s mild chili1.2 chili # 2 carlos’s afterburner chili1.3 chili # 3 fred’s famous burn down the barn chili1.4 chili # 4 bubba’s black magic1.5 chili # 5 linda’s legal lip remover1.6 chili # 6 vera’s very vegetarian variety1.7 chili # 7 ana’s screaming sensation. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the astrodome. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic.
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Judge # 2 — a bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 2 — exciting bbqflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Please take time to read this slowly.
Judge # 2 — The Best Yet.
These are real notes from a real chilli cook off notes from an inexperienced chili taster named frank, who was visiting texas from the east coast: Judge # 1 — smoky, with a hint of pork. Judge # 2 — ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **i should take note that i am worried about judge # 3.