Text Message Jokes For Her. Since texting is the most common form of communication for many people, why not work a few textable jokes into your repertoire? A wife sent a message to her husband:
Want to put a smile on someone's face? Make one clever, original name joke and you’re in. If you are eating, send me a bite.
I Think I Broke My Ribs Falling For You.
I think i’m addicted to you, and i desperately need another dose. Texting in this generation has been made easy with the introduction of smartphones. Passionate enough to provoke a spark of interest, yet you aren’t focused on her body.
Send A Text Message And Cheer Her Up.
Flirting with you over text is always fun, but it makes it hard for me to lean in and kiss you. Option 2 is for 2 tickets to an elvis tribute concert. If you are drinking send me a sip.
If You Are Sleeping, Send Me Your Dreams.
You make me blind from your shining beauty. Want to put a smile on someone's face? ‘you’re beautiful’ has u in it, but ‘quickie’ has u and i together.
Flirty Texts For When You Miss Her.
I didn’t know angels could fly so low. Everyone can use a good laugh now and then. I hope you feel the same for me, prettiness.
I Just Got A Text Message Saying Congratulations You Are The Winner Of The Elvis Tribute Competition.
I just rubbed over my crystal ball and have a prediction about you: Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. You have a choice of two prizes you can take, option 1 is £50.00.