The Atheist And The Bear Joke. The atheist went for a walk in the forest and heard a noise behind him; He thought to himself that mother nature had.
He turned to look and saw a seven foot grizzly bear charge towards him. And then the bear dropped his right paw. The atheist screams in terror, ” oh god, help me!!
'It Would Be Hypocritical Of Me To Suddenly Ask You To Treat Me As A Christian Now, But Perhaps, Could You Make The Bear A Christian?' 'Very Well, 'Said The Voice.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. The bear and the atheist religion jokes, including christianity jokes, jewish jokes, muslim jokes, hindu jokes and buddhism jokes. He saw the river glisten and the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside.
As The Bear's Shadow Fell Upon His Face And Its Paws Came Down Upon His Chest, The Atheist Screamed, “Oh Help Me, God!”.
He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him. What beautiful animals! as he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He thought to himself that mother nature had.
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At that moment, the atheist cried out oh my god! time stopped. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself.
As He Was Walking Alongside The River He Heard A Rustling In The Bushes Behind Him.
An atheist was walking through the woods. He turned to look and saw a seven foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He saw the river glisten and the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside.
He Looked Up And Saw The Trees Swaying In The Wind High Above Him And Smiled.
An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring all that the “accidents” that evolution had created. Religious jokes about all types of religion, making gentle fun of divinity, religion and its representatives. The atheist went for a walk in the forest and heard a noise behind him;