The Best Your Momma Joke Ever. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. As she turns to slip on her robe he s.
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. Yo mama is so fat she doesn't use the internet a lot because she is already worldwide. Probably had a late night.
Yo Mama's So Ugly, Her Portraits Hang Themselves.
That is the best yo momma joke. 1) yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are k.f.c! “your momma so ugly, daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.” 105.
Wow This One Is Great.
Forget you put it in the microwave. Maybe she thought, guests have come. Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
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Your mum’s so fat and unfamiliar with the gym she calls it the james. 4) yo momma so stupid, when i told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo Mama So Old, She Was A Waitress At The Last Supper.
The funniest gorilla jokes you’ve ever heard! Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a dollar store in there. The best 35 your mama so ugly jokes.
Your Momma Is So Fat.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. 7 yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry. Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”.