# Thirty Three And A Third Irish Joke

Thirty Three And A Third Irish Joke. Billy stops paddy in dublin and asks for the quickest way to cork. Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day.

Adding them up equals 100. For the second question, she draws three durty trees or thirty trees to equal 99, because (33+33+33=99=33×3). When the bar back hands the £30.00 to the bartender, he is told a mistake was made.

### The Quickest Way To Cork.

Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”. Paddy and seamus are sitting in a small town bar.

### ” No, It's Thursday,” Said The Next.

Since 100 is not divisible by three (1+0+0=1, which is not divisible by 3) she must find another way to express 100 using trees. I could put one over on this big man easily…”. “i’m afraid not,” replied the priest.

### “We Can’t Be Sayin‘ Mass For Animals Now.

“oh, father, i’ve terrible news. He was so drunk he almost fell over it. A fly comes and lands in the frenchman’s glass.

### Are You On Foot Or In The Car? Billy Replies:

The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. Irish old age jokes prove that with time both wisdom and humor are inevitable. The man says to her, “your husband lost some money in.

### An Irishman Goes To The Doctor, Who After Examining Him Says.

The bartender asks him, what'll you have? the man says, give me three pints of guinness please.so the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. But you might ask the protestants. Three irish guys go into a pub, have a few pints and are ready to leave and pay their tab.