Vulgar Dad Jokes. If told by one's father, it elicits the standard annoyed response: One prick and it is gone forever.
Everywhere was 'phuc' this and 'phuc' that. “you can't cut me down,” the tree complains. Especially because his name’s steve. 4.
Johnny, Don't Swallow Me. He Replies:
Dad jokes are stereotypically told by dads, hence the moniker. “you know, you could do better.”. One prick and it is gone forever.
I Cut My Finger Chopping Cheese, But I Think That I May Have Greater Problems.
In reality, she really loves the man, but when they try to consummate the. We hear the funniest jokes in standup performances, popular youtube videos, or from that one guy everyone wants to be friends with. Teacher tries to make a joke:
Think About It… Every Dad Around Has An Arsenal Of Really Bad Jokes Up His Sleeve Ready To Use For Any And Every Occasion.
Everywhere was 'phuc' this and 'phuc' that. Drunk man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm. “i have an imaginary girlfriend.”.
I 'M Worried For The Calendar Because Its Days Are Numbered.
It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.'. I had to toss a coin to make a decision! Dear math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
One Is A Necromancer And The Other Is A Neck Romancer.
If told by one's father, it elicits the standard annoyed response: To whoever stole my copy of microsoft office, i will find you. A dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.