Watermelon Farmer Joke. How did the farmers get the highest marks in the math exams? The farmer is furious and screams:
“honeydew want to get married?”. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign. The neighbor says, “you can have this rooster.
Marie Remembers Seeing A Farm A Little Ways Back, So Her And Alexis Walk To The Farm, Leaving Taylor Guarding The Car.
The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: The neighbor says, “you can have this rooster. When marie and alexis get to the farm, they tell the farmer what happened.
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A successful watermelon farmer is having some trouble. And the melon says, “baby i love you too, but i just cantaloupe”. Some kids keep stealing his crops at night while he sleeping.
The Farmer Raises A Gun To Their Head And Tells Them To Get A Fruit, Vegetable, Whatever, Just Get Something From The Garden.
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. An old farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection, he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. There was a farmer who grew watermelons.
To Scare Them Away He Makes A Sign Saying Caution:
Watermelon jokes you'd be out of your rind to not grab a slice of these fruity funnies! 74 of them, in fact! Farmer joke 1 this farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
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