Wife Dominating Husband Jokes. Our son probably got his brains from you. The husband replies, “your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”.
You need to be more of friends than serious partners to enjoy the roller coaster ride. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. The wife responds, “it’s me.” “talking to the wine,” she adds.
I’m Just Easy To See.
Honey, my problem is pretty big. It's three o'clock in the morning! he slams the door and returns to bed. A cheating husband is caught by his wife.
Marrying Someone For Their Good Looks Is Like Buying A House For The Paint Color.
It reads, a woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. I was married to a judge. She’s bungee jumping for joy.
My Husband Hasn’t Been Feeling Well For Days Now And He Seems Very Depressed By The Rain.
“but sweetheart, i don’t wear any glasses.”. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
I Should Have Asked For A Jury.
Okay but, if you get back before me, leave the light on. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. How can you tell if a woman is divorced?
Ugly Women Are Always Jealous Of Their Husbands.
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don’t work half the time. A wife comes home late one night. She quietly opens the door to her bedroom.