Wife Teasing Husband Jokes. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “i feel horrible; A cheating husband is caught by his wife.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “i feel horrible; Me and my husband were happily living for 25 long years. So remember, husband and wife jokes are to be taken with a pinch of salt.
No One Wants My Wife As Much As I Do.
Honey, i don't like you with the new glasses on. he: 2 however, since teasing is ambiguous, the desired effect can backfire. My husband hasn’t been feeling well for days now and he seems very depressed by the rain.
I’m Not Going To Get.
The husband replies, “your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. A blonde walks in on her husband cheating on her.
I Look Old, Fat And Ugly.
“ is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband. “can i spend $20,000 on breast implants?” husband:. But then, we met and married.
Let’s Go Out And Have Fun Tonight!
She goes crazy and cuts his dick off. The guy's doctor tells him about an experimental procedure where they make a prosthetic out of an elephant's trunk. A husband and wife go vacuum shopping.
Or, At Least, Stereotypical Wives Are, Who Have Photographic Memories And Are Paired With Forgetful Guys.
Wives that won't stop talking, and still can remember every word of each conversation between her and her husband. Other funny husband wife jokes 1. I thought we were talking about your husband.”.