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2.) dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better. A friend has an excellent nose for wine. The older i get, the better i like it.”.
#2 It’s Saturday The Only Decision You Need To Make Is What Type Of Wine To Have.
The first thing i do in the morning is to sip wine to see if my taste buds are still working. 9 more funny wine jokes. “in victory, you deserve champagne.
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He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try.
I don’t suffer from insanity—i enjoy every minute of. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”.
It’s Shaped Like A Corkscrew.
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