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Wine Jokes One Liners. ― brian o’donnell, winemaker of belle pente, 2013. #1 today’s forecast partly cloudy with 100% chance of wine.

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2.) dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better. A friend has an excellent nose for wine. The older i get, the better i like it.”.

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The first thing i do in the morning is to sip wine to see if my taste buds are still working. 9 more funny wine jokes. “in victory, you deserve champagne.

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82.64 % / 3149 votes. “it's a red wine, merlot, three years old, grown on the south slope and matured in oak barrels. A hamburger walks into a bar.

He Persuaded The Manager To Give Him A Try.

I don’t suffer from insanity—i enjoy every minute of. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. “proof that we don’t understand death is that we give dead people a pillow.”.

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He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. Read the most funny wine jokes and the best wine one liner jokes on jokerz. My neighbors say i am sober with a glass of wine on my hand.