Worst Yo Mama Jokes. Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming. In fact, yo mama jokes can be funny without being mean at all!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company. Yo mama’s so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop. 7 yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal cry.
Yo Momma’s So Literal That She Stared At A Cup Of Orange Juice For 12 Hours Just Because The Instructions Said ‘Concentrate.’ 26.
Yo mama’s so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop. Yo momma’s so nasty that i called her to say hello and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama is so stupid, she won't play candy crush cause she has diabetes.”.
Yo Mama So Fat, Thanos Had To Clap.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow…. You spend a quarter of your life randomly queuing. Yo’ momma’s so… stop, stop, stop.
Yo Momma So Dirty, She Took A Shower And Lost 20 Pounds!
2) yo mamma so ugly even bob the builder said, we cant fix it. 3) yo mamma so fat, dora can't explore her. When she smiles at traffic, it slows down. Yo mama such a bad cook, the foods throw themselves into the garbage.
Yo Momma's So Fat, She Broke The Stair Way To Heaven.
Yo mama’s so fat that at the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her. And if you’re especially northern, we’ll even. Yo mama is so stupid that she carries a ruler in the rail station to measure how long she has to wait for the next train.
Yo Mama So Fat When She Tried To Weight Herself And The Scales Said “One At A Time Please.”.
Yo mama is so bad at reading directions, when the sign said. Yo momma is so stupid that she took an umbrella to see purple rain. Yo mama so unfunny, she ruins every joke she ever tells.