Yo Mama Jokes Siri

Yo Mama's So Fat, If She Was A Star Wars Character, Her Name Would Be Admiral Snackbar.

27 yo momma is so ugly even hello kitty said, “goodbye” to her. Hey siri, tell my wife that i can't make it to dinner with her parents tonight. Yo momma's so fat and old when god said, let there be light, he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo Momma’s So Literal That When I Told Her She Had Lost Her Mind, She Went Looking For It.

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Yo Mama Is So Stupid That When A Thief Broke Into Her House, She Dialed 911 On Her Microoven.

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. Yo mama is so tiny, she was the first to ever use chapstick as deodorant. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo Mama's So Fat, She Uses Google Earth To Take A Selfie.

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