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Yo Mama’s So Fat, When She Fell.
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Yo Mama So Fat When She Got On The Scale It Said, “I Need Your Weight Not Your Phone Number.”.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Sat On Walmart, She Lowered The Prices.
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Yo Momma Is So Fat That Dora Can't Even Explore Her!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. Yo momma is so dumb, she sat at a stop sign for three weeks waiting for it to turn green. Discover why they are so famous with the best 100 yo mama jokes.