You're So Slow Jokes. “you’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, superman.” read more Joke has 81.11 % from 2412 votes.
Don't worry, i have a way of doing that. An old farmer and his dog are riding back home on a donkey pulled cart. There was a german, an italian and an irishman on death row.
He Shines His Flashlight Around The House Looking For Valuables When A Voice In The Dark Says Jesus Knows You're Here. Freaked Out, He Turns His Flashlight Off And Freezes, But Hears.
Make up your mind my wife was screaming at me: Guy starts slamming the shots one after the other. Joke has 81.11 % from 2412 votes.
Be Willing To Make Mistakes And Learn From Them Quicker Rather Than Slower.if I Had Nine Of My Fingers Missing I Wouldn't.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake. To be injected with the aids virus for a slow death. Einstein decides to count first, and as they are counting pascal leaves to hide in a bush.
The Bartender Shakes His Head.
1,567 votes and 62 comments so far on reddit As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “pumpkins are soft and squishy and there’s no one around for miles. Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
He Slams It And Jumps Out The Window.
Sid the biker chick next to you is blonde and so is her girlfriend. They get stuck behind a group of golfers who seemed to be moving slower than usual. A cop is driving down a freeway and he suddenly sees a car going slow, like incredibly slow.
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The roses have gone, the flowers are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. Bartender says hey, slow down buddy! guy says no way, if you had what i had you'd be drinkin' this fast too. bartender says oh, i'm sorry. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all.