You So Pretty Jokes. A man walks into a bar and sits next to a guy with a very small head. Then she looks at its eyes.
You're going to be living away from home, in a dorm, surrounded by beautiful girls. A big list of be pretty jokes! Look where your rudeness brought you!
After Looking At My Phones Call Log, I Seem To Be Pretty Popular.
And i've got a feeling i'm gonna get lucky after that. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond!
105 Of Them, In Fact!
The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him. At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says you're ugly. If you are going to be 2 faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Once She's Had Me, She'll Want Me All The Time, So You'd Better Give Me The 12 Pack. The.
You’re so hot when i’m around you even its cold everywhere else you make it warm…. You’re so hot that just looking at you is a work out and makes me sweat. A woman walks past a pet shop.
A Woman Has Sued A Hospital, Stating That, After Recent Treatment, Her Husband Had Lost Interest In.
Since i'm going away to college, my dad sat me down to have a talk. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty! he is still adamant. Yo mama’s so ugly…she made a blind kid cry.
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Just watch me. the woman proceeds to hang from a pipe. Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond! Beauty, drug, puns, time, work.