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Yo Mama Is So Bad At Reading Directions, When The Sign Said “Disneyland Left”, She Turned Around And Went Home.
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Yo Mama So Old She Was A Teacher And The Local Elders Were Her Students.
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9 Yo Mama So Old She Died 100 Years Ago.
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Yo Mama Is So Clumsy, She Tripped Over A Cordless Phone.
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