Your Mama So Old Jokes. Yo mama's so dumb she put two m&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go eminem. Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama’s so ugly… her birth certificate is an apology letter. 4) yo momma so stupid, when i told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. Yo momma’s so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
1) Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.f.c!
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. Yo mama so fat, thanos had to clap. Yo mama so old, jurassic park brings back memories.
Probably Had A Late Night.
Yo momma so old i told her to act her own age, and the bitch died. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. Your mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white!
4) Yo Momma So Stupid, When I Told Her That She Lost Her Mind, She Went Looking For It.
Yo mama's so dumb she put two m&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go eminem. A reporter comes to his birthday party and says, “excuse me, sir, but how did you come to be so old?”. Shut up and keep swimming.
Mama, Mama, I Don't Want To Go To Hawaii!
2) yo mamma so ugly even bob the builder said, we cant fix it. 3) yo mamma so fat, dora can't explore her. The reporter is not impressed. 8 yo mama so old that she still thought white castle burgers still cost a dime.
Yo Mama’s So Stupid… When I Said, “Drinks On The House,” She Got A Ladder.
There are some your momma so old performed caesarean jokes no one knows ( to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock.