Your Mom Is So Old Jokes. Yo mama’s so lazy, she’d rather steal like plankton. Following is our collection of funny your mom is so fat jokes.
Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”. Yo mama's so poor, i stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat. (to make them feel like a horrible person.) hey!
Your Mother Is So Jokes.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell i didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. Your mom jokes are so old; When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.
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8 yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom said, what a treasure, and her dad said, yes, lets go bury it. Yo mama so old, she rode dinosaurs to school. Ray has just reached his 110th birthday.
Yo Mama's Teeth Are So Yellow When She Smiles At Traffic, It Slows Down.
Yo mama so old, jurassic park brings back memories. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. Enjoy the best so old jokes ever!
Yo Mama So Fat, And Old, That When God Said “Let There Be.
Yo mama is so old, she has a photo of moses in her yearbook. Put it in the microwave. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade.
Yo Momma’s So Old That Her Social Security Number Is 1!
Your mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white! Yo momma’s so old that she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off. Yo mama so fat, thanos had to clap.