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Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell i didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. The best 35 your momma so stupid jokes. We hope you will find these yo mama so ugly rodney.
Yo Mama's So Poor, She Chases The Garbage Truck With A Grocery List.
There is no better time than now to make a change before it’s too late. Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and the damn thing’s still printing. Yo momma’s so scary that the government moved halloween to her birthday.
That She Really Needs To Make An Immediate Lifestyle Change.
Yo mama’s so lazy she woke up from a coma and went back to sleep. Yo' mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, ding dong! just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Yo mama’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
“Your Mama So Poor, When I Ring The Doorbell, She Yells:
Your momma so poor, she walks around with one shoe on. “your momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.” 60. Yo momma so poor her address is this side up.
Yo Mama So Poor Her Face Is On The Front Of The Food Stamp Card.
“yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.” 58. Here we have collected some funny yo momma jokes to choose from. 14 yo mama so poor she went mcdonalds for free wifi.
Your Mama So Poor Jokes.
Yo mama so poor children from africa send her money. Yo momma so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you. 13 yo mama so poor she hangs the used toilet paper out to dry.