Dad Jokes About Fish. Someone complimented my parking today! So, the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting shakespeare.
They are all clean (but that doesn’t mean i don’t like a good dirty joke). Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid.
Today I’m Attaching A Light To The Ceiling, But I’m Afraid I’ll Probably Screw It.
They are a wonderful addition to dad jokes, yo mama jokes or “what do you call” type of jokes. Because i’m all about that bass.; You drop it a line.
Dj’s Aren’t Allowed To Work At Fish Markets Because They’re Always Dropping The Bass.;
The little fish replies (gasping) “water! He said he would have preferred a fish. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all.
The Warden Opens The Fishermen's Cooler And Sees That The Guy Has Surpassed His Limit By About 20 Fish.
“they must be small, he says. Someone complimented my parking today! Tuna in next time for the funniest animal memes.
One Bird Asks The Other One Does Something Smell A Little Fishy To You? A Couple Are Swimming In The Ocean When A Pod Of Dolphins Decide To Join Them.
The man turns to the woman and says no fin is better than swimming with dolphins. Who is the most underrated member in the fish band? But we love them anyway.
What Did The Wise Papa Fish Tell His Son?
I have a clean conscience—it’s never been used. So, the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting shakespeare. Man walks around with a dead fish in his pocket instead of wearing a mask.