Dirty Birthday Jokes One Liners. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. But my birthday isn't till next month.
Your age you have arrived at old age when all you can put your teeth into. “you know, you could do better.”. “next time, take off the candles.”.
It Sucks You Are Not A National Hero Else Your Birthday Would Have Been.
Age, birthday, nurse, old people, party. Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. I’d sleep in if i could, but i always forget to get you a card.
I Was Born To Be A Pessimist.
Joke has 78.08 % from 110 votes. Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. If you like these birthday jokes, there’s an alphabetical list of joke topics here.
The First Twenty Years Are The Longest Half Of Your Life.
What goes up and never comes down? Doctor, i get heartburn every time i eat birthday cake. doctor: 11 dirty jokes to laugh your heart out.
“Doctor, I Get Heartburn Every Time I Eat Birthday Cake.”.
“we were at your birthday party yesterday!”. One prick and it is gone forever. We organized a birthday party for you.
If You Think Nobody Cares If You’re Alive, Try Missing A Couple Of Car Payments.
When you're told to act your own age, and you die. Next time, take off the candles. one liner tags: Honey, that’s ok, i have one in the cupboard.