Trucking Jokes One Liners. 87 car jokes that will drive you crazy. People tell me i’m condescending.
A blonde is taking her new sports car out for a drive on the highway. Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. Clean jokes puns lifestyle jokes puns.
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The Driver Wants To Switch Lanes And Tells The Passenger:
Driver turns the signal on and proceeds to change the line and huge truck hits them. The trucker and the woman get out of their vehicles. A blonde is taking her new sports car out for a drive on the highway.
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Today I’m Taking Them To The Movies.”.
Trucker would amuse himself by running over lawyers. He says to the madam i'll give you $500 for your ugliest girl and baked beans on burnt toast. the madam replies for $500 i'll give you my best looking girl and a 3 course meal. the truck driver replies you don't understand, i'm not horny, i'm homesick. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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