Wife One Liner Jokes. But wives demand both from their husbands. My husband hasn’t been feeling well for days now and he seems very depressed by the rain.
The decision was a piece of cake. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing someone’s cast. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Her Or My Addiction To Sweets.
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. Before i tell my wife something important, i take both her hands in mine. Make use of these wife and husband jokes and have fun.
Russian Dolls Are So Full Of Themselves.
These are the wives we joke about in these 13 wife jokes you haven't heard before. The wife says, “i love you” all of a sudden. Let’s go out and have fun tonight!
“Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go.
“pack your bags, honey, i just won the lottery.”. (leans in real close) that means i talk down to people. So check this list of funny marriage one lines and enjoy.
Joke Has 85.93 % From 2186 Votes.
“ is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband. “the secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”. Wives are an easy target for jokes.
A Man Yells To His Wife:
82.36 % / 634 votes. Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband. Me and my husband were happily living for 25 long years.